Told the kid with aviators, cargo shorts and a jersey on that there was no rush event today, even though he saw the other 50 guys rushing inside our house. TFM Fratam sandler16 years ago
Weekend at Bernie's Pledge. At parties, he only can move if pledge brothers carry him or if someone plays reggae music. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
If you wear cargo shorts to an SEC football game, you should go ahead and expect delays at stadium security as they stop you at the gate. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Honestly, I don't have great game- only good. But give me a styro of jack and sprite, a pre-party blaring Country music, and a dance floor that's rocking out to Jessie's Girl, and I'm fucking dangerous. TFM mittens16 years ago
Night 1 of Homecoming, 25 cent beers. I woke up and saw my credit card statement showing I spent $14.25. TFM Fratty Light16 years ago