I close so well on sorostitutes at the bar, the bouncers are starting to call me Mariano. TFM All I Do Is Frat16 years ago
Call me an asshole, a prick, a douche, no problem. Call me a liberal, and we're fighting. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
In 24 years from pre-school to law school, I have never spent one day in a public school. TFM. Frat Green16 years ago
I was always taught that if you can't tie a real bowtie then you might as well be illiterate. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Having sex with a GDI then making her ride her bike back to her campus residence hall. TFM Anonymous16 years ago