Last night I met this girl and we exchanged numbers. I got a text from her 5 minutes later saying "DTF." It was way too easy so I decided to use a condom. My mother would be proud for once. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Spilled my Starbucks on my Burberry backpack today. I'll just buy a new one. Backpack that is. TSM Anonymous16 years ago
Guy from nationals asked what was the last brotherhood activity we did as a house, told him last Thursday we did a poo dollar. TFM Edgar Allan Bro16 years ago
Got Dallas Cowboys season tickets because my dad is Jerry Jones' personal physician. TFM fratagonia16 years ago
No GDI, I'm not signed up for on campus interviewing. If I wanted to talk to a future employer I'd call my dad or one of his friends and make a tee time. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
My Sorostitute pays 45K a year to learn about fabric, prepare southern cooking for her fratdaddy, and pick up groceries in her Lexus. TFM Anonymous16 years ago