When organizations ask me for change in the quad, I sigh and explain that I have a trust fund, not a piggy bank. TFM SouthWillRise16 years ago
I accidentally hazed some mormons because they were dressed like our pledges. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Schemed my way through college. Took the most expensive LSAT prep classes. Got accepted into a prestigious law school. Only to find my future husband. TSM Anonymous16 years ago
Told the Vegan GDI that we hunt animals and I eat ribeye everyday. Why? Because dad owns the slaughter house. TFM BroFromOldFlorida16 years ago