House Mom brings Tylenol and special "hangover" food to your room after you missed lunch at 3 in the afternoon because you were partying with frat daddies after the crush party until 6 in the morning. TSM Anonymous16 years ago
Some GDI asked me “Why would you join the military when you’ve been accepted into law schools?” I finished my bourbon and coke in a gulp and answered, “Because unlike YOUR president, I’m going to serve my country before I make critical decisions about their lives” TFM Anonymous16 years ago
The pledges are mopping the floor of the house this morning...with their tears. TFM. Fratimus Maximus16 years ago
Gameday cocktail guide: 1 crystal rocks glass 3-5 parts woodford reserve add 1 large cube of ice Combine ingredients together carefully, add cigar to taste. TFM Don Draper16 years ago
Beer with my sausage biscuit, college gameday at the tailgate, woo pig sooie! TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Told her she can put her political science degree to good use by blowing me. TFM Anonymous16 years ago