Called down to reception for extended checkout for the birthday suite, sometime between the sun coming up and us going to bed. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
My brother showed up to Family Day at the fratcastle wearing Costas complete with croakie, a polo, ultra short seersuckers and sperrys. He's 9. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
My slampiece asked what we did on Mountain Weekend. I said "drink and fuck." She cheered. TFM Fratdaddy16 years ago
Just rented out a house in Louisville for the Derby so me and my sorority sisters can get too drunk and not remember watching one of my daddy's horses win. TSM Anonymous16 years ago
College gameday had to go to Boise this weekend because they couldn't handle the fratmosphere in Fayetteville. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Pledge-Master said he didn't like my pledge swoop, so he shaved it off...except the front. Now I'm forehead-mustache pledge. TPM. Anonymous16 years ago