I was on a trip above the Mason Dixon line and slampiece asked me why I was wearing "shoes like her dad". They were sperrys. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
GDI asked me "What will money matter when you die? You can't take it with you." I said "No, but I can pass it on to my fratstar sons, and one day my family will help rid the world of GDIs like you. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
My mom just called me freaking out because my little brother refuses to buy tennis shoes for gym class, he only wants Sperrys. TFM Anonymous16 years ago