Skipping class because I can't find my Costas. It was obviously a sign from God. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Told another frat pledge I was an Alumni and a lawyer in town. He believed me and gave me a ride to my slampiece's house. TFM BROham16 years ago
I don't attend career expos...That's what alumni appreciation days are for. TFM Fratinator16 years ago