I just checked my checking account. I had $4,000. But my dad just deposited $2,900, because he thought it would be funny for my balance to be $6,900. Such a comedian. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
The only nipple ring I have is when I get a call while my fratberry is in my frocket. TFM David Allan Bro16 years ago
Drinking while proctoring pledges' study hours because I cannot deal with these little fuckers while sober. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago