3:30 am on the 115th page of TFM, paper due at 8 that I haven't started yet. Better call a pledge... TFM The Frat Pack16 years ago
Forgetting where you parked your truck because now that you have pledges driving you everywhere it simply doesn't matter anymore. They can find it on their scavenger hunt. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
My fratcastle is kept at 72 in the summer but we leave the doors open for a "natural breeze" TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Sometimes at night I get too hot when I try to sleep so I have the pledges get the sorostitute out of my bed and drive her back to her own house. TFM. brodo frattins16 years ago
Made a pledge stay celibate for a semester. We call him "abstinence pledge." TFM. Anonymous16 years ago