Im playing Battleship with the fraternity next door... line the pledges up in the yard and fill up the water balloons. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
College Republicans just beat College Democrats in intramural basketball, because we bought the best players we could find. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
If Gordon Bombay were a better lawyer he never would have gotten a DUI in the first place. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
I went to law school because I know "law student" is just a politically correct term for alcoholic. TFM Anonymous16 years ago