Slampiece tried to make out with me after a bj. I told her I don't masturbate then lick my hand. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Just saw Bama quarterback Greg McElroy on ESPN reppin a classic white Ralph Lauren Polo, picking up his O-lineman's $200 tab and then take a photo of the bill using the new flash feature to show off his IPhone 4 when it was clearly bright enough in the bar. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Obama could've been the president of Sigma Chi in a past life. He'd still be a GDI. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
The waitress told me it was Happy Hour. I said no thanks and ordered a double Woodford. She brought me my drink with her number on the napkin. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Drank a beer while getting a blow job after it was over I told her to get me a refill. TFM BROhamad Ali15 years ago
Party started to die at 2am, so I set our couches on fire in the volleyball court. Marshmellow anyone? TFM Sex Above Everything15 years ago