Officially retired as quarterback of my fraternity flag football team at the end of last season. Announcing during our first chapter in the fall that I'll be back for another season. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
The president of my chapter fined a transfer from the north for wearing a block letter hoody. His reason "It was unbecoming of a brother." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Some fatass GDI walked up to me at the bar and asked why I was wearing Sperry's. So I asked him "why do you have on nike's? It's not like you've been working out." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Chamillionaire performed in the back lot at the frat castle. Because we wouldn't let him inside. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Yeah, my carbon footprint is bigger than yours. And I'm damn proud of it. Fuck off liberals. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Parents bought me a three bedroom house. Just me in it. Could fratting get any easier? TFM. Anonymous15 years ago