Went to pay with my AMEX Black card and accidentally gave the cashier my Marquis Jet card instead. Silly me. TFM Broddney King15 years ago
There are two types of people in the world, those that wear suspenders and those that do not. TFM Broddney King15 years ago
Some guy at the gym asked why I drive a BMW as my first car. I asked him why his license plate isn't GDI. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Told a girl at the bar she was adorable. She asked, "like a 5 year old?". I said, "No, I don't fuck 5 year olds.". She took my phone out of my hand and put her number in it immediately. TFM Anonymous15 years ago