I don't throw money at strippers, I build obstacle courses out of twenties for them to pick up... without their hands. TFM. Bro Montana15 years ago
thank god for flat-brimmed hats. how else could I spot a GDI from a long distance where his graphic tee is hidden from view. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Spent the night in Lubbock County Jail, and ran into more people I knew while I was getting booked than I ever do on campus. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago