Found a half full beer in the chapter room this morning. So I checked the surveillance cameras and fined his ass...for being a pussy. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Showed up to a party wearing Polo. Some GDI asked me "are you going to church tomorrow or something?" I replied, "No, I dress up for church." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
As the sun starts to creep into your eyes you touch your head to see if you remembered to wear your shades. Fuck -- they aren't there. Immediately you realize you're a fucking idiot -- obviously they're hanging around your neck on your Croakies. TFM Fratdaddy15 years ago