Our house cook always makes enough for both the members and the slampieces from the night before. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
When it comes to anal, it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. TFM. Tom Selleck15 years ago
Walked out of the store looking like I belong out on my yacht and some GDI scoffed to his buddy, 'look at this queer. I stopped, looked at him with disgust and replied, "Yeah, sucks having money". TFM Kentuckyfrat15 years ago
Dragging a whole gang of couches into the front yard of the frat castle for no better reason than to slug some natty. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
They call me George Thorogood because everytime I order drinks at the bar its one bourban, one scotch, and one beer. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago