Taking a FAT dip in the front row at the Legg Mason pro tennis tournament in DC...and I don't even care about tennis. TFM Anonymous14 years ago
Third floor apartment, 4x6 porch, bathroom more than 5 steps away... Logical thing was to relieve myself on the cars below. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Didn't know poor people don't tab and actually pay for drinks with cash... I save my green for my coke dealer. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Sitting on the couch at the frat castle with throw up on me and budweiser in my hand.TFM FratBastard14 years ago
The tab from Ruth's Chris tonight was more than this semester's dues. TFM. Fratimus Maximus14 years ago