GDI stopped in front of the house asked me why I have to drink to have fun. I shotgunned a Keystone and threw the can at him. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Went to my fraternity's international conference and didn't go to one meeting just drank fratwater by the pool. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Pledge didn't call me sir...so I made him caddy for me for 18 holes. And by caddy I mean he carried my clubs, my 30 rack of natty, and smoked me out...all without eye contact. TFM Fratty Shack15 years ago
I got cited for hitting pro-v1's at GDI's from the Frat Castle front yard. The cop asked me why I hit the kid, I replied "he shouldn't of been standing there." TFM. Fratty Gilmore15 years ago