Just re-upped off Pop's pill stash, takin GBs, and watching The Open. Real sorry. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Got woken up by the mail man at 2pm after an all nighter so he could give me an LSAT guide. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My dad's illegal alien workers asked if I wanted to go to lunch with them. I told them I don't eat anywhere that accepts food stamps. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Got pulled over in Lousiana. Cop pulled out the breathalyzer and told me to blow. I asked him what the legal limit was. He told me .08. I bet him on the over. TFM Anonymous15 years ago