Gave some hosebeast a silly goat in the parking lot after a Panic show. So TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Went to my 2 pm class in my Polo robe and Cole Haan loafers. Sorry for partying. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Brought a freshmen GDI back to the FratCastle, smoked a blunt, had sex, smoked a blunt, then the delivery driver who dropped off her food drove her back to the dorms. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
I wear a pressed oxford to tailgates in the fall only to spill bourbon and vomit on it. No worries, I'll buy eight more come Monday. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I had a D1 offer to go play football at a variety of prestigious schools...I decided I would rather pay double the tuition and go to an out of state university on a D1 fratting escapade. TFM Anonymous15 years ago