I just bet 5K on John Daly because I had nothing better to do this morning. Haze Pledges, and fuck Legacies. TFM. Frat Daly14 years ago
Whenever I apply for a job, I don't email HR, I e-mail the CEO. I get their e-mail directly from my dad's address book. TFM Anonymous14 years ago
I drive an SUV because how else am I supposed to get 4 golf bags to the course? - TFM Broddney King14 years ago
After startin the mornin with j&d at 9 am, enjoying a nice 6 hour blackout, 2 sorority sisters and an 8 ball later, all i can say is welcome to the Grove. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Just brought my own personal mirror into the bars. How else am I gonna chop lines of blow in the bathroom. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago