Just woke up for day 1 of Frat Alumni Mountain weekend, tee time 9, cooler packed: 24 Budweiser, 1 bottle Wild Turkey, 6 Ice, Skoal, and bought new Driver yesterday cause I can. Anonymous15 years ago
Drove up to a party in the Escalade, some GDI bumped in to it. He apologized, I now have to get a new car. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
GDI: I come from south Carolina oil. I have a mercedes. Me: I'm from texas oil where my leer jet matches my black card. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Threw down the black amex at the bar the other night. Oh right, I have a black amex. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Cops pulled up at the bar tonight. Almost got arrested just to make my parent's lawyer earn his retainer. Anonymous15 years ago
Singing our "drunk song" in a packed bar to make the GDI's feel even more sober, poor, and alone.TFM. Brolo Cup15 years ago