Wasn't going to get out of bed today. Decided to go blow a ton of daddy's cash on Tory, Chanel, and Prada instead. TSM Anonymous15 years ago
Locating the hyperactive kid in rush every year and automatically giving him a bid to ensure the plentiful supply of amphetamine based study pills. TFM. Frat Norris15 years ago
Just got back from studying abroad, contracted 2 STDs, girl friend wasn't very happy about it TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Took turns diving into the trunk to blow rails before walking into the bar...at 11:30 am. TFM Anonymous15 years ago