You know your a frat master when you're blowing lines off the hood of an escalade dressed in Brooks Brothers. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I spent more money at the bar last night than your parents make in a week. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Taught my dog how to catch frisbees just to pick up slampieces. Not that it was hard in the first place. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
There was a Top Flite in the middle of the fairway. I stopped the cart long enough to shower it with Red Man. Pro-V or GTFO. TFM. john daly15 years ago