‎Some slampiece tried to be cute by saying to me "is that an ice in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?" The answer was both. After she finished the ice she stayed on her knees to suck me off. TFM Anonymous14 years ago
Saw a GDI order a Vodka Cran...bought two shots of Woodford, one for me and threw the other in his face to mask the smell of gutter filth. TFM Frat Riley14 years ago
Dollar wells at this bar. Told the bartender, Jamison on the rocks. Looked at the GDI next to me and said, "because I can afford it". TFM Neil Fratrick Harris14 years ago
Pissed in the hallway at the house while pregaming, then made a pledge soak it up with a sponge. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
The only "brah" I know of is the one that was left by some Kappa in my room last night. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago