Woke up on the roof of my frat house with nothing but a dip in and a boner. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Got tired of the same sorostitutes on campus, so I ordered a Ukrainian chick online for my winter formal. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Passing GDIs at the self-service car wash on my way to full-service. Wash, wax, and detail.. don't miss the spluge stain on the windshield. TFM. Blackball Bill15 years ago
Bet 10 grand on the over/under for the 2010 Miami opener. Paid Jacory 2,000 to make sure it happens. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Knocking over trash cans just for the sake of watching pledges pick up trash. TFM. Brolo Cup15 years ago