Invited 2 chicks to our formal. When they both showed up, I told the less hot one to leave. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Was watching world cup and put a grand on USA to beat Ghana. I'm not paying because soccer is gay. TFM Fish15 years ago
Woke up this morning with a hangover and a 16 year old in bed. I wrote it off as community service. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Had a JI try to ice me today. I punched him in the dick and laughed as he rolled on the ground. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
I made out with my high school girlfriend. I told her that while it was nice in high school, she was now a fucking GDI and worthless. TFM Anonymous15 years ago