Someone asked me if we're partying tonight, I reply "It depends, are we splitting it?" TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My summer has consisted of going on a road trip or to the beach every weekend on dad's credit card...I live in Indiana. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Going to the Goodwill to buy clothes for a party and laughing at all the poor people who are REALLY shopping there. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Going on a $5,000 Alaskan cruise free of charge for being in the top 10% of sales reps at my Dad's company... I didn't even sell anything. TFM. Fratius Maximus15 years ago
Saw some foreigners on the 4th. Told them that this is our holiday and to go back to their poor, GDI country. TFM Anonymous15 years ago