Town water ban has been issued which I have completely disregarded to water my lawn. How else am I going to practice my short game? TFM. Bro Weekley15 years ago
Slayed a mega babe on the 4th. Yelled "the British are coming!" right before I busted all over her stomach. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Too drunk to get into a sorority function. Not too drunk to slam my date instead. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago