Made out with this rando sorostitute while I was black out...wake up in jail for fratting too hard..have a facebook message saying "saw that you got arrested, that sucks..we should hang out sometime" when i got home. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Dating an oil moguls daughter... He hates Obama, has his own 500 gallon gas pump at his house, has 100's of guns, and imports deer and antelope onto his land so he can shoot them without leaving his front porch. TFM. BlackGold14 years ago
I ordered taquitos for my frat bros at Whataburger, on the rush budget. TFM. fratford ward14 years ago
My Frat Lab, Mr Dog, greeted me when I came home drunk from the bars.. He then shit on my floor. TFM. fratford ward14 years ago