Worked on my sand trap game today. Hit 5 dozen Pro V1s stamped with my dad's corporate logo into the ocean from our private beach. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Slammed a girl in the Kappa Delta House around 2am. Then, waited for her to pass out so I could go across the hall and slam her "Little Sis". TFM. Menage A Tau16 years ago
Cop asked me at a DUI stop to say the alphabet backwards. I said my pledge brothers' names in alphabetical order, backwards. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Climbed on the roof of the frat house and lit up GDI's with my trusty water balloon slingshot as they passed by on their way to class. Talk shit, get hit, poor people. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago