Some GDI in my corporate frategy group asked me if I ever got hazed during pledgeship. I asked him if he had ever been laid in his life and spat dip spit on his doc martens. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Boss took me out for lunch to a wrap place. Told him he's gay and wraps are for GDI's. Now I'm unemployed...Thank god I'm rich. brovechkin15 years ago
Don't remember how much blow I did last night, but if catching a red eye to Vegas to pound a girl I met on chat roulette is any indicator, I better implement a buddy plan. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Driving home at 6am after a 24 hour bender and seeing GDIs jogging before their 8am class. Stimulant abuse is my cardio. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago