Put a cinder block in an empty PBR case and set it on the sidewalk. Drank fratwaters on the porch while some GDI kicked it and broke his foot. That'll teach him not to wear Birkenstocks. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Convinced a grade A that i'd go down on her if she went down on me first. After she swallowed I watched the rest of Tin Cup. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Bummed a pinch from a GDI in class. Looked at the can and then poured it on the floor. Grizzly Wintergreen is for poor people. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
All the GDI's can go watch the World Cup game Saturday. I'll be at Gunpowder Creek with my boss (Old Man) catching rainbows. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Probably going to wreck everyone's face with our football team and the gorgeous, brain-less bitches that go to Tech... Get your Guns Up Bitches. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
"Fuck you, I scored a 170 on my LSAT." In response to some GDI who asked me to "tone it down" at the bar. TFM. Fratty Couples15 years ago