Went home for the weekend and mom has an incoming "Plan A" over for dinner. She says she's interested in rushing. I told her I would show her "greek life" (aka my bed). TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My fake says I'm from Louisiana, so the bartender asked me what I thought of BP. I said I was pissed off, because my stock dropped 40 percent. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Slamberella was showing off her new boobs last night, I told her they are a perfect fit for her personality, and asked to see her stamp. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
All the whales have fled the Gulf of Mexico and are at the bar. Going on the offensive with only my one eyed spear and 17 jager bombs in my stomach. If you dont remember it, it didn't happen. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago