Woke up face down in a dorm hallway at 5am wearing half a suit. Kicked on another slampigs door till she woke up and made her buy me Whataburger. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Banged a frat mattress in her sorority house and high-fived a brother in their hallway at 4am as I left. Two girls are now on social probation in the fall. 138 more to go. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago