Just iced the new intern at work today. 24oz of Raspberry Ice to the face. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Ran up an $85 bill at some slampiece's 21st. Her parent's picked up my tab. I picked up her best friend. TFM. Chris14 years ago
William Holden once black balled his chapter's entire pledge class. Why? Because he's #TFTC (too frat to care). TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Tomorrow, Dad and I leave for our annual safari hunting trip in Africa. He pays hundreds of thousands of dollars for me to blast one of every species in the region. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Ice a girl and she drinks for a day, teach a girl how to get iced and she can ice for a lifetime. Anonymous14 years ago
UPDATE: The sound of helicopter bids pelting the ceiling at the Phi Psi house is deafening. NOT TFM. Anonymous14 years ago