To drunk to make it to her bathroom, so I rolled over to the edge of her bed and saved us both the shame of wondering who pissed the bed. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Alright, skank bait has been thrown out. The best hip hop mix known to man is bassing in the main room. Time to get X-rated. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
A sick lax pinnie, khaki shorts, and sperrys is my required work from home dress code. TFM The Brofessor16 years ago
If drinking was an Olympic Game ..I would have a Gold for Last Night in the "Make a Potent Drink And Puke In a Pledges Car" Category. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Had my Plan A call in sick for me since I was too hungover and tired from shackin' with her the night before...fuck it, it's just my dad's Law Firm. TFM. fratwall jackson16 years ago