Put Plan B in my expense report and labeled it as "presentation materials." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
GDI: "What are y'all playing?" Me: "Bocce ball." GDI: "Oh cool." Me: "Yeah, it is. Now get off our lawn." TFM. The General15 years ago
The walk of shame is less humiliating during the summer. The moral hangover is equally intense. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I got my wisdom teeth taken out and I've been on painkillers for the past week. I'm thinking about starting my housewife pill habit early. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Just made the decision to go to law school. Delaying responsibility for another 3 years. TFM. Randy Graves15 years ago