Asking your arresting officer to hold your cig while he puts you in cuffs. TFM. GrandpaHammerDong11 years ago
Drunk texting your old high school baseball coach, telling him he should've left you in. TFM. zfelly3411 years ago
Adopting Ernest Hemingway's "Write drunk, edit sober" philosophy, but never actually making it to the editing stage. TFM. KobeNaylor11 years ago
