Writing a speech that includes the phrase "I wrote a speech for tonight, but I'm not going to read it." TFM. HammsLight11 years ago
Al Bundy being a high school football star, then letting himself go, becoming a heavy drinker, and being disappointing in bed. TFM. Girthquake11 years ago
Taking a moment of silence at a Cinco de Mayo party to remember the Alamo. TFM. TSMTechGuy11 years ago
