Guiding your mistake out of the house in the morning with the stealth-like efficiency of a CIA spy. TFM. findemfuckemforgetem12 years ago
Telling cashiers to put it on your tab despite that clearly not being a viable payment option. TFM. ScottFuchs412 years ago
Kenny Powers telling his gym class he could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into game shape. TFM. TheTalentedMrFratley12 years ago
Your bedroom performance being so minimal that she has to legitimately check to see if you're still awake. TFM. GaryMotherFuckingPatterson12 years ago
Using "the military does it" when your aggressive hazing practices are called into question. TFM. Cuntpunting12 years ago
