"If it were up to me..." preceding an example of why you are never put in charge. TFM. Reagonomics_12 years ago
Threatening your IM opponents with "Be ready to get dunked on," despite clearly lacking the physical stature or athletic ability to dunk a basketball. TFM. broariah5312 years ago
Stating that you have a note from your doctor when your professor asks you why you're clearly intoxicated in his class. TFM. PiKappaPhi-TEXAS12 years ago