Spending all night convincing her you're not trying to get in her pants just to get in her pants. TFM. Myslamisyourgirlfriend12 years ago
The seamless transition from empty beer bottle to microphone when an '80s power ballad comes on. TFM. GLaw32412 years ago
Using your study hours to think of new ways to haze the pledges, and forcing them to do the same. TFM. FrankTheTankkk12 years ago
Comparing fifths of whiskey disappearing at house parties to Malaysian airplanes. TFM. Gordon12 years ago