Wind Pledge has to stand on the front lawn with a leaf blower and make sure Old Glory never stops waving. TFM. mgarrett98713 years ago
Waking up and deciding that updating your iPhone takes precedence over very necessary apology texts. TFM. ButtpeeMcgee13 years ago
Using "No regrets" to ironically convince someone to do something extremely regrettable. TFM. Fratty as Natty13 years ago
