Feeling obligated to drink any time the crowd cheers during a football game. TFM. GotemRTR13 years ago
Starting to haze a pledge on campus, then realizing he's not even one of your pledges. TFM. Harpoons13 years ago
Apply the financial theory of "greater the risk, greater the return" to drunken decision making. TFM. BsuTCFP13 years ago
Being more concerned about the Silk Road shutdown than the government shutdown. TFM. Sigmachi511613 years ago
The term "security deposit" translating to "You will never see this money again." TFM. JackDanielsWhiskey13 years ago