Saying, "They just don't make 'em like they used to," after recklessly breaking a product that was manufactured years before you were born. TFM. paternalist13 years ago
Explaining to the officer that it was a "simple misunderstanding" after providing the wrong name on your fake ID. TFM. ShmeepStar13 years ago
Being sober enough to know you probably shouldn't, but being drunk enough not to care. TFM. COLTrain13 years ago