Taking a slam to Starbucks so you can read her name on her coffee cup. TFM. MorningWoodyAllen13 years ago
Explaining that you "must have missed a spot" when she notices you haven't manscaped in months. TFM. FratRod13 years ago
Making the pledges memorize your accomplishments that aren't even remotely true. TFM. Pi Kapp13 years ago