When the cashier looks at your fake and reminds you that it's your birthday. TFM. charlchach_14 years ago
"I'll be there in spirit" not meaning that you'll be missing the event, but rather you'll be there after consuming a significant amount of liquor. TFM. Alphonse Stilldrunk14 years ago
That dilemma between sitting next to a hot girl or a smart girl during your final. TFM. Rolltide2414 years ago
Killing the two straggler beers in your mini-fridge before leaving for summer break. TFM. regular_belasco14 years ago
Constantly developing ideas to keep boat shoes tied, constantly failing, constantly drinking to cope with the failure. TFM. Johnny Fratball14 years ago
The slight tug down on the suit jacket after doing something far more athletic than what the suit was intended for. TFM. TotalRepublican14 years ago