Breaking the only functional door frame so it matches every other broken door frame in the house. TFM. PDXBRO1513 years ago
Trying to justify not graduating on time to your parents by telling them you have way too much "unfinished business." TFM. FUCK_KU13 years ago
Having the "I'm sorry I hooked up with your sister" speech on standby. TFM. IAmTheFratologist13 years ago
Your doctor asking you how you ended up in this situation, and you not being able to recall how you ended up in the situation. TFM. griffinbeckham13 years ago
